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Wednesday, 30 January 2013
Allotment Notebook 7. Hedgehogs & Magpies
uncensored extracts from Greg Becker's allotment diary
The Distressing Tale of Magpies (Magpie Behaviour 1)
Magpie- "I wonder whats making all that noise"
Songbird Chicks- " Help!"
Songbirds- "its us" "its nothing" "nice day for a song" "oh God!" "its all over"
Magpies are the gestapo of the bird world
Its 'one for sorrow' because one is enough to raid a nest
Boys may find them dead in a field and carry them home in a prams*
no doubt they have been shot by the resistance
au lait
*childhood memory
Sunday, 27 January 2013
Allotment Notebook 6. Miniature Holy Grail
uncensored extracts from Greg Becker's allotment diary
Translation:
The inside of a tool box is not the usual place to find a miniature holy grail which turned out to be the beginnings of a wasps nest, containing about eight perfect hexagons surrounded by wafer thin shells circling round it forming a bowl or cup shape attached at its base to the vertical side of the box. (hell that was a long sentence!)
A single wasp was buzzing around but unlike a bee did not attack me when I tried to remove the nest. The tool box is also the home of my collection of stray golf balls and the similarity of size and close positioning of the nest to them struck me as surreal.
I removed the embryo nest, placed it inside a small flower pot and took it home. On being told it was a wasps nest my daughters somehow thought it might sting them and backed off. Although they were much more likely to harm it than it them. The slightest pressure causes its delicate tissue walls to crumble.
So I placed it on the mantel piece next to a photograph of my youngest daughter dressed as a fairy.
Translation:
The inside of a tool box is not the usual place to find a miniature holy grail which turned out to be the beginnings of a wasps nest, containing about eight perfect hexagons surrounded by wafer thin shells circling round it forming a bowl or cup shape attached at its base to the vertical side of the box. (hell that was a long sentence!)
A single wasp was buzzing around but unlike a bee did not attack me when I tried to remove the nest. The tool box is also the home of my collection of stray golf balls and the similarity of size and close positioning of the nest to them struck me as surreal.
I removed the embryo nest, placed it inside a small flower pot and took it home. On being told it was a wasps nest my daughters somehow thought it might sting them and backed off. Although they were much more likely to harm it than it them. The slightest pressure causes its delicate tissue walls to crumble.
So I placed it on the mantel piece next to a photograph of my youngest daughter dressed as a fairy.
Thursday, 24 January 2013
Allotment Notebook 5. Hat Survey
uncensored extracts from Greg Becker's allotment diary
Allotment Hat Survey (in the style of Van Gogh)
not suitable too Lautrec
again not suitable too Gauguin
shape of the universe hat (scaled down)
UFO crow scaring hat
1st choice special hat for observing Van Gogh like clouds
Translation:
Allotment Hat Survey (in the style of Van Gogh)
not suitable too Lautrec
again not suitable too Gauguin
shape of the universe hat (scaled down)
UFO crow scaring hat
1st choice special hat for observing Van Gogh like clouds
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Allotment Notebook 4. Saint Vincent
uncensored extracts from Greg Becker's allotment diary
Translation:
Vincent (Van Gogh) is the patron saint of allotments
gardeners wear straw hat halos as a sign of their devotion
there are so many other signs of his presence
gnarled vegetables
old boots
texture and spikiness of the cropped land
old clothes and hard work
the dying sunflowers sing a devotional hymn to his memory
Translation:
Vincent (Van Gogh) is the patron saint of allotments
gardeners wear straw hat halos as a sign of their devotion
there are so many other signs of his presence
gnarled vegetables
old boots
texture and spikiness of the cropped land
old clothes and hard work
the dying sunflowers sing a devotional hymn to his memory
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Saturday, 19 January 2013
Allotment Notebook 3. Fox Behaviour
Translation:
foxes flit in and out of existence like virtual particles/ghost particles
they stop and stare not belonging to this world
they squat in paths, make you think they're tame and then vanish and
consider old carpet a luxury
foot prints record their crimes and other misdemeanours
they know the secret pathways to invisibility
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