The Fruit Trampoline

The Fruit Trampoline.

The Fruit Trampoline is a highly energy efficient and entertaining way of combining fruit harvesting with the production of freshly squeezed juice. The process is simple and involves no complex technology, artificial additives and causes no harm to squirrels*. This informative diagram, provided by the inventor of this ingenious device helps explain its basic principles:

a) inaccessible soft fruit

b) a fruit picker with unusually large feet

c) hand picked fruit

d) freshly foot squeezed juice (delicious!)

e) a trampoline

f) a squirrel (completely unharmed) 

* this aspect of the fruit trampoline is still under review